Legit.

Deeeear Leaaah

So you are home for good.
Or until next summer. Anyways, I was listening to some music and I found this singer I think you'd LOVE His name is Alexi Murdoch and he's amazing. I think you would like him because you really liked Damien Rice and it's almost like him...but not.
We have that French test tonight. You stoked? I think we'll rock it.
(Regina Spektor is really good too by the way)
So you know how I'm playing powderpuff? Yeah well I jammed my finger....and I'm not sure how. It didn't hurt that much when it happened but when I woke up this morning it hurt worse.
So I had to find new people to sit with Stanley at lunch because he won't stop talking in Chinese to Lilly. (The other chinese foreign kid) So I was asking everyone I know (which isn't a lot) to see if they had the same lunch as he did and none of them did EXCEPT Mindy. Who is now my savior. So I have to stay until after lunch for a few days so he doesn't go back and sit with Lilly. I didn't want to be mean but he needs to start talking in English or he won't learn the language.
I miss hanging out with you. Even with you back you're always with David and he's great and all and I love that you are so happy with him and stuff, but I just miss it when we can hang out when he's not around.
Cooky is a freak.
He's a schizo or something.
Anyway, love ya kitten
Keith

Ahhhhhhhhhh fudge buckets

Dear Leah,
I just friggen washed my ipod. Like what the crap? What is it with me and stupid electronics? They are always breaking or falling into water.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.
But I made this really good chicken stuff last night.
And asparagus.
My foot is asleep.
You are coming home tomorrow!!
EEk!
So stoked.
It's the friggen highlight of my summer.
You'll never guess what Mom told the video store lady.
"R rated movies are like soft porn."
Straight up. I almost died. I couldn't believe she said that!!!
Oh, and she told me she used to put me in boy clothes.
I feel loved.
Ahaha
Oh Stanley is really nice, he fits in well with our family. When you really have a chance to talk to him, then you'll like him. This is going to be great.
I'm going to try and get a job next week, so then I can get a caaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Seeeeeya tomorrow.

Love,
Keith

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Stanley is here. He is really nice and shy and doesn't speak much because he is afraid his English isn't very good. He looks a little different from his pictures (if you catch my drift)

Finally got The Count of Monte Cristo over with. Took me long enough. Then I read Pride and Prejudice. It was a really good book. I would suggest you read it. Did you know that here is a book called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? Jordan told me about it. I'm not sure what it is about though. Also there is Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. I think I may read them both. I hope the island is good and fun and you have mega amounts of money.

I have to go pack for grandma's and the fair and Kaitlin's. I miss your face and hope you well.
I have news on things here which you most likely would like to know about. I will inform you as soon as possible.

Love,
Keith

La Vie Boheme

Dear Leah,
Vacation was fun except the no sun for a few days part.
Uhh I've only been burnt twice this summer.
Oh so I was at Noah's baseball game and Kourtney and her boytoy and three guys were at a near by park and so I went and said Hi and there was these two hotttt foreign kids right? They were all playing basketball and I hung out I with all of them and shiz and definitely was trying to 'get some' right? Well then I had to go and as I was walking away one of the foreign kids was like you should get his number (about the other foreign kid) and I had NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. I just stood there and just said 'Uhhhhh' Ohmygooodness. and then I tried to play it off or what ever and it was soo bad. Then Kourtney saved me and said 'I'll get it for you Faith' I said 'Kay' and walked away. Like what the hell. I can't believe how awkward I was. You buttface you never got me ready for THAT. I almost died.
Harry Potter was AMAZEBALLS.
Stanley gets here the 23.
SO sykeed.
I am trying to learn more songs on Garth.
I'm stuck.

Loooooove,
Keith

I lied.

Dear Leah,
I thought I should post one more time before Florida. I'll be gone eleven days which I'm pretty syked about. If I do post it will be off my kindle and wont have any punctuation because on that device it would take too long.
Did you know Count of Monte Cristo was 3000 kindle pages long?
Yeah well I lied about there being no new music. There is. I know there is a JLO song and a Taylor Swift song and that is about it because that is all I saw on MTV. No lie. But there is probably a lot more but I just don't really pay that much attention to it.
Got a dentist appointment. Saw it on the calendar, so that was cool. Finally.
Uhhhhhh
And whenever you miss me....
I have some advice, just

 
Amazing right?

Wanna see some amazing heels?



Amaaaazzzeeeebaaallllsss



Seeya baabe

Love,
Keith

Mackinac

Dear Kitten,
Saw you Sunday.
I was excited. It's been so weird without you here and having to leave you behind. It was good to see you. It seems like you are doing well and I am happy for you. But that doesn't mean I don't want you back. I want you back right when you can get out of there. I miss you more than a neutered dog misses his balls.
But it seems cool up there. Except the part where you are stuck on an Island, seems great.
I want to walk in heals. There are some really cute ones that I would so wear all the time if I didn't look like a penguin, or could actually walk more than six inches at a time. It would be great. Idon'thavethetalentyoudowhichreallysuckscauseIwannabekickasslikeyouareandbeabletowearanyshoesIwant.
The exchange student gets here the 23.
His English name is Stanley
Hehe
I am excited.
We are leaving for Florida on Sunday
I am going to tan.
More than you.
So be prepared.
David and Loren left today.
I'm sad.
They were fun to be around.
I miss them already. I almost cried but didn't because it's not like I'll never see them again.
For sure.
I should take a shower because my hair is gross. Your hair doesn't get gross after one day without washing. Mine does. Yay.
I have nothing else to say I think
Love ya

Love,
Keith

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Pizza Rolls are probably my favorite food.
I dont' like milk anymore because all I can think about is it fermenting in my mouth and the texture is so icky that it makes me want to puke.
I fear I have wierd hands feet and knees.
I think I'm kind of obsessive.
I never realized I had a weirdly shaped butt untill you told me.
My freckles kind of annoy me.
So does my hair.
It poofs.
I have always (ever since we were itty bitty) thought you were gorgeous and wanted to be you.
I love to sing even though I can't carry a tune worth mushrooms.
Dancing too.
I've always liked that plate on Mom's dining room wall with the last supper. Dibs.
I hate getting my picture taken because I feel awkward and don't photograph very well (unlike some people)
Hairy men gross me out.
I know duck faces look stupid. Like really stupid, but sometimes I just can't help but do it.
I could never ever be friends with myself.
Don't tell anyone but I still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up, I just tell everyone a chef because it's easier and people think I'm well rounded and shiz. (I hate that feeling.)
I never do anything because I don't like not being great instantly.

I thought these were somethings that you may want to know about me. I thought they were kind of important.

Loooove,
Keith

(I found that Keith movie on Netflix.)