Legit.

Deeeear Leaaah

So you are home for good.
Or until next summer. Anyways, I was listening to some music and I found this singer I think you'd LOVE His name is Alexi Murdoch and he's amazing. I think you would like him because you really liked Damien Rice and it's almost like him...but not.
We have that French test tonight. You stoked? I think we'll rock it.
(Regina Spektor is really good too by the way)
So you know how I'm playing powderpuff? Yeah well I jammed my finger....and I'm not sure how. It didn't hurt that much when it happened but when I woke up this morning it hurt worse.
So I had to find new people to sit with Stanley at lunch because he won't stop talking in Chinese to Lilly. (The other chinese foreign kid) So I was asking everyone I know (which isn't a lot) to see if they had the same lunch as he did and none of them did EXCEPT Mindy. Who is now my savior. So I have to stay until after lunch for a few days so he doesn't go back and sit with Lilly. I didn't want to be mean but he needs to start talking in English or he won't learn the language.
I miss hanging out with you. Even with you back you're always with David and he's great and all and I love that you are so happy with him and stuff, but I just miss it when we can hang out when he's not around.
Cooky is a freak.
He's a schizo or something.
Anyway, love ya kitten
Keith

Ahhhhhhhhhh fudge buckets

Dear Leah,
I just friggen washed my ipod. Like what the crap? What is it with me and stupid electronics? They are always breaking or falling into water.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.
But I made this really good chicken stuff last night.
And asparagus.
My foot is asleep.
You are coming home tomorrow!!
EEk!
So stoked.
It's the friggen highlight of my summer.
You'll never guess what Mom told the video store lady.
"R rated movies are like soft porn."
Straight up. I almost died. I couldn't believe she said that!!!
Oh, and she told me she used to put me in boy clothes.
I feel loved.
Ahaha
Oh Stanley is really nice, he fits in well with our family. When you really have a chance to talk to him, then you'll like him. This is going to be great.
I'm going to try and get a job next week, so then I can get a caaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Seeeeeya tomorrow.

Love,
Keith

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Stanley is here. He is really nice and shy and doesn't speak much because he is afraid his English isn't very good. He looks a little different from his pictures (if you catch my drift)

Finally got The Count of Monte Cristo over with. Took me long enough. Then I read Pride and Prejudice. It was a really good book. I would suggest you read it. Did you know that here is a book called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? Jordan told me about it. I'm not sure what it is about though. Also there is Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. I think I may read them both. I hope the island is good and fun and you have mega amounts of money.

I have to go pack for grandma's and the fair and Kaitlin's. I miss your face and hope you well.
I have news on things here which you most likely would like to know about. I will inform you as soon as possible.

Love,
Keith

La Vie Boheme

Dear Leah,
Vacation was fun except the no sun for a few days part.
Uhh I've only been burnt twice this summer.
Oh so I was at Noah's baseball game and Kourtney and her boytoy and three guys were at a near by park and so I went and said Hi and there was these two hotttt foreign kids right? They were all playing basketball and I hung out I with all of them and shiz and definitely was trying to 'get some' right? Well then I had to go and as I was walking away one of the foreign kids was like you should get his number (about the other foreign kid) and I had NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. I just stood there and just said 'Uhhhhh' Ohmygooodness. and then I tried to play it off or what ever and it was soo bad. Then Kourtney saved me and said 'I'll get it for you Faith' I said 'Kay' and walked away. Like what the hell. I can't believe how awkward I was. You buttface you never got me ready for THAT. I almost died.
Harry Potter was AMAZEBALLS.
Stanley gets here the 23.
SO sykeed.
I am trying to learn more songs on Garth.
I'm stuck.

Loooooove,
Keith

I lied.

Dear Leah,
I thought I should post one more time before Florida. I'll be gone eleven days which I'm pretty syked about. If I do post it will be off my kindle and wont have any punctuation because on that device it would take too long.
Did you know Count of Monte Cristo was 3000 kindle pages long?
Yeah well I lied about there being no new music. There is. I know there is a JLO song and a Taylor Swift song and that is about it because that is all I saw on MTV. No lie. But there is probably a lot more but I just don't really pay that much attention to it.
Got a dentist appointment. Saw it on the calendar, so that was cool. Finally.
Uhhhhhh
And whenever you miss me....
I have some advice, just

 
Amazing right?

Wanna see some amazing heels?



Amaaaazzzeeeebaaallllsss



Seeya baabe

Love,
Keith

Mackinac

Dear Kitten,
Saw you Sunday.
I was excited. It's been so weird without you here and having to leave you behind. It was good to see you. It seems like you are doing well and I am happy for you. But that doesn't mean I don't want you back. I want you back right when you can get out of there. I miss you more than a neutered dog misses his balls.
But it seems cool up there. Except the part where you are stuck on an Island, seems great.
I want to walk in heals. There are some really cute ones that I would so wear all the time if I didn't look like a penguin, or could actually walk more than six inches at a time. It would be great. Idon'thavethetalentyoudowhichreallysuckscauseIwannabekickasslikeyouareandbeabletowearanyshoesIwant.
The exchange student gets here the 23.
His English name is Stanley
Hehe
I am excited.
We are leaving for Florida on Sunday
I am going to tan.
More than you.
So be prepared.
David and Loren left today.
I'm sad.
They were fun to be around.
I miss them already. I almost cried but didn't because it's not like I'll never see them again.
For sure.
I should take a shower because my hair is gross. Your hair doesn't get gross after one day without washing. Mine does. Yay.
I have nothing else to say I think
Love ya

Love,
Keith

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Pizza Rolls are probably my favorite food.
I dont' like milk anymore because all I can think about is it fermenting in my mouth and the texture is so icky that it makes me want to puke.
I fear I have wierd hands feet and knees.
I think I'm kind of obsessive.
I never realized I had a weirdly shaped butt untill you told me.
My freckles kind of annoy me.
So does my hair.
It poofs.
I have always (ever since we were itty bitty) thought you were gorgeous and wanted to be you.
I love to sing even though I can't carry a tune worth mushrooms.
Dancing too.
I've always liked that plate on Mom's dining room wall with the last supper. Dibs.
I hate getting my picture taken because I feel awkward and don't photograph very well (unlike some people)
Hairy men gross me out.
I know duck faces look stupid. Like really stupid, but sometimes I just can't help but do it.
I could never ever be friends with myself.
Don't tell anyone but I still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up, I just tell everyone a chef because it's easier and people think I'm well rounded and shiz. (I hate that feeling.)
I never do anything because I don't like not being great instantly.

I thought these were somethings that you may want to know about me. I thought they were kind of important.

Loooove,
Keith

(I found that Keith movie on Netflix.)

Deffffff

Dear Leah,
We are getting a foreign exchange student. I don't know how much I can say about it. He's 17, chineese, and wants to start a band . Ahhhmaayzing. I hope he's not like megasuperawesomefoxyhot because you can't hook up with your own exchange student. =) hehe.
Liz wants me to join cross country and I'm like cool story bro, is there a sequal? Cause guess who definitely is not a "let us run 5 miles just for kicks and giggles." I am a "Let us maybe walk a few steps and then sit down and pick some flowers" (you have to read them in man voices.) She said there was animal crackers, which almost helped her cause then I remembered I could go buy some animal crackers if I really wanted. Then she said they run like ten freaking miles for practice and I told her "You lost me there bucko" and she still keeps asking.
What do you have to do to qualify as a mean person? Cause I'm pretty sure I'm quite mean, but no one really takes me seriously. I used to take Liz's glasses every day. Wear them around a bit and not give them back until she gave up chasing me. And I kinda insult her. (It's pretty much a two way street on the insulting though) But she still thinks I'm nice. I don't get it.
Duuuuude did I tell you about the kid who called me a bitch. Man there were two kids calling me a bitch one was in my grade and the other was a freaking middle schooler and I was like what the fudge buckets man? I never swore in middle school, it was like a mortal sin and I still thought I would get stoned at the city gates at dawn if I did. I wonder if Noah swears O.O I don't think so because once I was quoteing a movie line we just watched and he kinda freaked. And I think I only said Piss. He said "Awwwww you just said a bad word." and I said, "I was quoting a movie line you doof, doesn't count."
Haven't got burned this year yet. Have you?
Leah I miss you.
I miss hobo jokes
I miss baby jokes
I miss the way we could sometimes read each other's mind.
I miss how I wasn't the only one who had to deal with mom.
I miss listening to you play Garth.
=(
I hate Dm
and Fm
and sometimes E7
Alot  of G7
I like G and C =)
I'll have to practice a song for you.
Already have on in the making.
Get ready

Love,
Keith

You're such a goose.

Day 21.
Dear Leah,
I can't believe it has been 21 days since I've seen you. Gosh its so weird. I really don't have any news, other than Mom has been a little loopy lately. Oh I've been playing softball for the church. Gag me.
I am not an athletic person. All I can really do is run. And I can't do that very well either.
I'm going to be a senior next year. Can you believe it? A senior.
I'm going to be in college.
Oh my goodness I can't believe it.
OH so I do have news.
I'm getting Central Montcalm to do a lip dub next year.
And it's going to be better than Ionia's because we will have...


A steady cam.
Yeah at first me and another girl were going to fundraise, then Dad said he could maybe get the college to buy one and then let us borrow it. Great right? I thought it was. It's not set in stone but it's pretty well engraved.So I feel like I'm actually doing something instead of not doing anything. You know what I mean?
Probably not.
Ahhh well.
Oh David made lasagna and it was delish
There is still a ton left.
They left to see his mom for a few days.
I should probably go see mom this week
If I actually put this into paragraph form this wouldn't be that long, but since my thoughts jump around more than a kid on a trampoline I think it all makes more sense this way.
Miss me yet?
What's different between a baby and a trampoline?
AHhahahahaha
We are terrible. Well I'm terrible and you are an innocent bystander who just happens to know the answer. Or you should anyway.
It's hot.
I'm getting tan.
Jealous? You should be.
Oh we went fisshing on the boat and we got hot so we jumped off but it turns out the water was only fifty eith degrees and it was FREEZING and it felt like death.
Love You!

Love,
Keith.

P.s. I might get that hole pierced through.

I kinda like to complain...

Dear Leah,
My last letter was a lot of complaining so I decided this one wasn't going to be. This is breaking news.

ITEM 1:
New glasses.


I think they are pretty legend, Amber thinks they are janky. I think they are the next big thing. Do they look ohkay on me? Wrong question. Do I look like I belong in an asylum? I don't want to be tackled and injected with anything. Thoughts on them. ASAP.

ITEM 2:

These frosty duck lips are for you

ITEM 3:

I miss you terrible and love you.




Wanna go in the restroom and not rest?


Don't let life get you down Leah
Fight Back.

Love,
Keith.

oh my goodness, stab me in the eye.

Dear Leah,
    So I'm sitting in the library with my partner for a project I have to do for chemistry(Thursday), and I really want to rip her trachea out. Did I ever tell you about the girl who never stops talking about herself? Well if I have you don't have to read the next two sentences. There is this girl named Morgan and she is really nice...when she isn't talking about herself. How awesome and smart she is and how her grandpa was a councilor at the college for a bunch of years and shiz.
    I can't stand it, but she is pretty smart so being in the same group as she is for a project is good for my grades. So she tells me to write the script for our chemistry project (make a video showing how to do balancing equations), and it has to be done by tomorrow, and I'm thinking great, I have a Algebra exam to be studying for, but whatever, I will just have to stay up late. So I went home and did all of my homework and it wasn't that late, but late enough that I knew I was going to be way tired the next day. So when I get to chemistry she asks to see the scripts and I tell her she can see them in the library (I had just sat down and did not want to get up and get my backpack and get out my computer, lazy I know.)
      Mr. Oles let's us leave after he is done talking and when we get down there I tell her that I think it would be easier to do a screen recording and a voice over for the two scripts instead of writing on a piece of paper and recording it because you can add things easily on the computer and you can see it clearly. She tells me that she doesn't think it's right, but whatever. Oh my gosh I was so pissed I could have strangled her. Then when she looked at the scripts she was trying to tell me I was wrong about balancing equations...but I set her straight.
      We try to do the voice over and her computer is freaking out and won't do anything she wanted and by the end of the hour we had once crappy voice over so I told her I'd do it at home and email it to her. She told me to try and get it done by the end of the school day. I'm thinking what the fudge muffins! I have classes and shiz to do. I told her I'd try but couldn't promise anything. I didn't get it done during school and when I got home at three twenty, mom picked me up ten minutes later. I get to moms and I get a text from Morgan to try and have it done by that day because she has a busy weekend. (She was putting the video together because she knows how to edit) I couldn't get it done that night because I was babysitting for Amber until midnight and I was not about to do it then.
      The next day I get up, and again go babysit for Amber, I was planning on getting it done afterwards but Amber went home with me and as I walk in the door I look and there is a big happy birthday sign. Turns out mom felt bad she didn't see me on my birthday and threw me a surprise birthday party and invited Kaitlin and Jordan. Jordan couldn't come but Kaitlin did and we hung out and it was only supposed to be an hour and a half...but she didn't leave til seven =)
    At eight I decided to get it done and at ten, when I finally got it done, I texted Morgan for her email. She texted me back and told me she already had it done. She had just edited the other one to make it sound better and so she didn't need mine. WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST YOU FRIGGEN ASHPOLE. That went through my mind. Then I was thinking whatever and now I'm simmering.
    It's Sunday now....so you can see how long it took me to write this. and now I'm done and I don't know if I'm wrong to be angry here. So please tell me! Am I right or wrong?

Love,
Angry Keith

You are gone.

Dear Leah,
   Today is the second day that you are gone. And I guess it hasn't really hit me that you are gone for the whole summer. Gone. Hasta La Vista Baby. But I have the whole summer to get used to it. Oh I've been taking care of Captain. I've been feeding him once a day and randomly seeing if he wants any blood worms. He's been thrashing around like crazy when he eats them. I've put the mirror on once and he puffed up and it was so cuuute. And I haven't been writing on his bowl so he doesn't get fumed up. I'm taking care of your baby. Whenever I tell anyone I'm fish-sitting, they laugh at me hardcore.
   Being home with four boys is not fun. They are loud and are crazy and it's just insane. I want sushi right now. It sounds so yummy. Or sweet rice, mmmmm that rice under sushi is sooo yummy. When you get back from Mackinac we should go get sushi.
   I am going to get so tan this summer, I'm going to be a different person, you wont even recognize me at the end of the summer. I hope.

Remember watching pokemon? Well I am watching it right now. I love it. They should make more cartoons like Pokemon. It's about the best one there is.

So I'm in English, so I have to go. Seeyaa babbe.

Love,
Faith

Letter Three.

Dear Kitten,
I lied. I just like writing to you so I'm not waiting untill you leave. By now (and I mean yesterday) I sent you the link and you've seen all of this. You don't think I'm a retard for doing this, so that makes me feel better. So I thought I sould tell you why I call you Kitten. Well there was this book, right? Now I don't remember the title because I've read too many books and this one wasn't THAT memorable, but I do remember that there were these two girls, and they were best friends (and secretly sister, but forget that) and one called the other kitten. Well I always wanted us to be best friends, ever since we were little. You know how people always say, "They are only copying you because they want to be like you!" and you think, "Yeah ohkay whatever, they hate me." Well in my case, it was true. I have always wanted to be JUST like you. I remember when we were little how everyone wanted to take pictures of you because you were so photogenic, and I always thought you were so beautiful and I tried being as like you as I could. Well when I read this book, I thought, I wanted mea and you to be like this. And so I asked you if I could call you Kitten, and you said ohkay. And as you know, it's not like I call you Kitten all of the time, just sometimes. Now we are best friends and I can tell you anything and you can tell me anything and if I'm being ridiculous you set me straight. I'm glad that we can have such a good relationship at a young age. It's because we don't see each other everyday, so I don't want to rip your head off and you don't want to kill me in my sleep. (those dogs bones could have.)

Love,
Keith
P.s. I  would put a picture....but I'm feeling lazy....I might add one later. FYI

Letter two

Dear Kitten,
  I've decided. April 30th I am going to send this link to you. You are going to see my project and hopefully not think it's silly. You are actually in class right now watching a movie on Native Americans. OooooOoOoooo. Fun right? Actually I think you kind of hate that class. Maybe not hate, but strongly dislike. Guess what? Native Americans wore moccasins. Just a little tid bit there. So this isn't a long one, but It was just a informational letter. See you in a bit.

Love,
Keith



Chicago.
I love that city. It is so amazing. This was outside of McDonalds. That huge one that had two stories. Craaazy. But you were getting pictures with basically all of the statues. This is definitely my favorite. It really actually looks like you are making out with that statue of a woman patting her child's head. You still have my camera with all the pictures. Thanks. But I'mma go, so I'll talk to you later.

Faith to Leah

Dear Leah,
  This is going to be my place to keep all of the letters that I am going to write to you this summer. You are leaving me to go with your boyfriend to Mackinack for the whole entire summer. This will be the longest time I have ever been away from you. Not talking to you, not seeing your cute face, it's going to be terrible. I want to be able to talk to you about things and vent when I need to. I do want to have to grow up and grow apart. I want us to be best friends forever and I want us to be able to talk about absolutely anything and everything. I want to just hang out and be fat hobos together. But we have to grow up sometime, and we can still be best friends, (unless you find a new best friend to tell everything to) but I have to get used to not seeing you, since I am definitely planning on living in a big city, and as far as I know, you don't. These are just a few things that I'm going to have to live with for three whole months. You know what sucks even more? You are leaving the day after my birthday for South Dakota or something to build on an Indian reserve, and right when you get back, you are going to Frakenmuth to rent out bicycles! How unfair is that? Completely and totally. So if you have any objections to any of this, I guess I could take it down, but I don't want to because I think it is entirely genius, but that is just me. So I love you and I'll post again AFTER you leave.

Love,
Keith
Picture of the day

Do you remember when this was taken? I do. You were in one of those scooter things for people who can't walk, and I remember being jealous because I had always wanted to drive one around myself. But you were in one because you had the surgery on your knee and couldn't walk on it, and it was either walk around on crutches or you could drive one of those around and you obviously picked driving. Well we were in Meijer with Annette for some reason and I kept taking pictures and you had yelled at me a few times because I was annoying you. And guess what? You later used this picture as your profile picture. So while I was annoying, I got a super cute picture of you. =)