Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Stanley is here. He is really nice and shy and doesn't speak much because he is afraid his English isn't very good. He looks a little different from his pictures (if you catch my drift)

Finally got The Count of Monte Cristo over with. Took me long enough. Then I read Pride and Prejudice. It was a really good book. I would suggest you read it. Did you know that here is a book called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? Jordan told me about it. I'm not sure what it is about though. Also there is Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. I think I may read them both. I hope the island is good and fun and you have mega amounts of money.

I have to go pack for grandma's and the fair and Kaitlin's. I miss your face and hope you well.
I have news on things here which you most likely would like to know about. I will inform you as soon as possible.

Love,
Keith

Saturday, July 16, 2011

La Vie Boheme

Dear Leah,
Vacation was fun except the no sun for a few days part.
Uhh I've only been burnt twice this summer.
Oh so I was at Noah's baseball game and Kourtney and her boytoy and three guys were at a near by park and so I went and said Hi and there was these two hotttt foreign kids right? They were all playing basketball and I hung out I with all of them and shiz and definitely was trying to 'get some' right? Well then I had to go and as I was walking away one of the foreign kids was like you should get his number (about the other foreign kid) and I had NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. I just stood there and just said 'Uhhhhh' Ohmygooodness. and then I tried to play it off or what ever and it was soo bad. Then Kourtney saved me and said 'I'll get it for you Faith' I said 'Kay' and walked away. Like what the hell. I can't believe how awkward I was. You buttface you never got me ready for THAT. I almost died.
Harry Potter was AMAZEBALLS.
Stanley gets here the 23.
SO sykeed.
I am trying to learn more songs on Garth.
I'm stuck.

Loooooove,
Keith