I lied.

Dear Leah,
I thought I should post one more time before Florida. I'll be gone eleven days which I'm pretty syked about. If I do post it will be off my kindle and wont have any punctuation because on that device it would take too long.
Did you know Count of Monte Cristo was 3000 kindle pages long?
Yeah well I lied about there being no new music. There is. I know there is a JLO song and a Taylor Swift song and that is about it because that is all I saw on MTV. No lie. But there is probably a lot more but I just don't really pay that much attention to it.
Got a dentist appointment. Saw it on the calendar, so that was cool. Finally.
Uhhhhhh
And whenever you miss me....
I have some advice, just

 
Amazing right?

Wanna see some amazing heels?



Amaaaazzzeeeebaaallllsss



Seeya baabe

Love,
Keith

Mackinac

Dear Kitten,
Saw you Sunday.
I was excited. It's been so weird without you here and having to leave you behind. It was good to see you. It seems like you are doing well and I am happy for you. But that doesn't mean I don't want you back. I want you back right when you can get out of there. I miss you more than a neutered dog misses his balls.
But it seems cool up there. Except the part where you are stuck on an Island, seems great.
I want to walk in heals. There are some really cute ones that I would so wear all the time if I didn't look like a penguin, or could actually walk more than six inches at a time. It would be great. Idon'thavethetalentyoudowhichreallysuckscauseIwannabekickasslikeyouareandbeabletowearanyshoesIwant.
The exchange student gets here the 23.
His English name is Stanley
Hehe
I am excited.
We are leaving for Florida on Sunday
I am going to tan.
More than you.
So be prepared.
David and Loren left today.
I'm sad.
They were fun to be around.
I miss them already. I almost cried but didn't because it's not like I'll never see them again.
For sure.
I should take a shower because my hair is gross. Your hair doesn't get gross after one day without washing. Mine does. Yay.
I have nothing else to say I think
Love ya

Love,
Keith

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Pizza Rolls are probably my favorite food.
I dont' like milk anymore because all I can think about is it fermenting in my mouth and the texture is so icky that it makes me want to puke.
I fear I have wierd hands feet and knees.
I think I'm kind of obsessive.
I never realized I had a weirdly shaped butt untill you told me.
My freckles kind of annoy me.
So does my hair.
It poofs.
I have always (ever since we were itty bitty) thought you were gorgeous and wanted to be you.
I love to sing even though I can't carry a tune worth mushrooms.
Dancing too.
I've always liked that plate on Mom's dining room wall with the last supper. Dibs.
I hate getting my picture taken because I feel awkward and don't photograph very well (unlike some people)
Hairy men gross me out.
I know duck faces look stupid. Like really stupid, but sometimes I just can't help but do it.
I could never ever be friends with myself.
Don't tell anyone but I still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up, I just tell everyone a chef because it's easier and people think I'm well rounded and shiz. (I hate that feeling.)
I never do anything because I don't like not being great instantly.

I thought these were somethings that you may want to know about me. I thought they were kind of important.

Loooove,
Keith

(I found that Keith movie on Netflix.)

Deffffff

Dear Leah,
We are getting a foreign exchange student. I don't know how much I can say about it. He's 17, chineese, and wants to start a band . Ahhhmaayzing. I hope he's not like megasuperawesomefoxyhot because you can't hook up with your own exchange student. =) hehe.
Liz wants me to join cross country and I'm like cool story bro, is there a sequal? Cause guess who definitely is not a "let us run 5 miles just for kicks and giggles." I am a "Let us maybe walk a few steps and then sit down and pick some flowers" (you have to read them in man voices.) She said there was animal crackers, which almost helped her cause then I remembered I could go buy some animal crackers if I really wanted. Then she said they run like ten freaking miles for practice and I told her "You lost me there bucko" and she still keeps asking.
What do you have to do to qualify as a mean person? Cause I'm pretty sure I'm quite mean, but no one really takes me seriously. I used to take Liz's glasses every day. Wear them around a bit and not give them back until she gave up chasing me. And I kinda insult her. (It's pretty much a two way street on the insulting though) But she still thinks I'm nice. I don't get it.
Duuuuude did I tell you about the kid who called me a bitch. Man there were two kids calling me a bitch one was in my grade and the other was a freaking middle schooler and I was like what the fudge buckets man? I never swore in middle school, it was like a mortal sin and I still thought I would get stoned at the city gates at dawn if I did. I wonder if Noah swears O.O I don't think so because once I was quoteing a movie line we just watched and he kinda freaked. And I think I only said Piss. He said "Awwwww you just said a bad word." and I said, "I was quoting a movie line you doof, doesn't count."
Haven't got burned this year yet. Have you?
Leah I miss you.
I miss hobo jokes
I miss baby jokes
I miss the way we could sometimes read each other's mind.
I miss how I wasn't the only one who had to deal with mom.
I miss listening to you play Garth.
=(
I hate Dm
and Fm
and sometimes E7
Alot  of G7
I like G and C =)
I'll have to practice a song for you.
Already have on in the making.
Get ready

Love,
Keith

You're such a goose.

Day 21.
Dear Leah,
I can't believe it has been 21 days since I've seen you. Gosh its so weird. I really don't have any news, other than Mom has been a little loopy lately. Oh I've been playing softball for the church. Gag me.
I am not an athletic person. All I can really do is run. And I can't do that very well either.
I'm going to be a senior next year. Can you believe it? A senior.
I'm going to be in college.
Oh my goodness I can't believe it.
OH so I do have news.
I'm getting Central Montcalm to do a lip dub next year.
And it's going to be better than Ionia's because we will have...


A steady cam.
Yeah at first me and another girl were going to fundraise, then Dad said he could maybe get the college to buy one and then let us borrow it. Great right? I thought it was. It's not set in stone but it's pretty well engraved.So I feel like I'm actually doing something instead of not doing anything. You know what I mean?
Probably not.
Ahhh well.
Oh David made lasagna and it was delish
There is still a ton left.
They left to see his mom for a few days.
I should probably go see mom this week
If I actually put this into paragraph form this wouldn't be that long, but since my thoughts jump around more than a kid on a trampoline I think it all makes more sense this way.
Miss me yet?
What's different between a baby and a trampoline?
AHhahahahaha
We are terrible. Well I'm terrible and you are an innocent bystander who just happens to know the answer. Or you should anyway.
It's hot.
I'm getting tan.
Jealous? You should be.
Oh we went fisshing on the boat and we got hot so we jumped off but it turns out the water was only fifty eith degrees and it was FREEZING and it felt like death.
Love You!

Love,
Keith.

P.s. I might get that hole pierced through.