Letter Three.

Dear Kitten,
I lied. I just like writing to you so I'm not waiting untill you leave. By now (and I mean yesterday) I sent you the link and you've seen all of this. You don't think I'm a retard for doing this, so that makes me feel better. So I thought I sould tell you why I call you Kitten. Well there was this book, right? Now I don't remember the title because I've read too many books and this one wasn't THAT memorable, but I do remember that there were these two girls, and they were best friends (and secretly sister, but forget that) and one called the other kitten. Well I always wanted us to be best friends, ever since we were little. You know how people always say, "They are only copying you because they want to be like you!" and you think, "Yeah ohkay whatever, they hate me." Well in my case, it was true. I have always wanted to be JUST like you. I remember when we were little how everyone wanted to take pictures of you because you were so photogenic, and I always thought you were so beautiful and I tried being as like you as I could. Well when I read this book, I thought, I wanted mea and you to be like this. And so I asked you if I could call you Kitten, and you said ohkay. And as you know, it's not like I call you Kitten all of the time, just sometimes. Now we are best friends and I can tell you anything and you can tell me anything and if I'm being ridiculous you set me straight. I'm glad that we can have such a good relationship at a young age. It's because we don't see each other everyday, so I don't want to rip your head off and you don't want to kill me in my sleep. (those dogs bones could have.)

Love,
Keith
P.s. I  would put a picture....but I'm feeling lazy....I might add one later. FYI